hotness.

2009/07/19 08:43

조나단 아이브 항상 핫 하다 생각했었는데.

그게 그가 썩세스풀 해서 핫하다 생각하는건지 아니면 그냥 아무개였어도 그렇게 생긴사람을 내가 핫하다 생각할까 헤깔렸었다.

얼마전에 로열 어쩌구 에서 렉쳐한다고 왔었는데 아쉽게도 표를 못구해서 못봤다.

갔다온 아써, 카리나 등한테 내가 계속 완전 핫하지 않냐고. 가기 전부터 계속 핫 핫. 하니까

다들 전혀 이해를 못하겠다해서. 아써는 계속 아이브는 정말 핫한 사람과 마일즈의 중간 정도일뿐이라고.

kind of bald, kind of fat, kind of... not so hot?

마일즈는 핫이라기보단, 필스베리 도우 보이와 흡사하게 생겨서 .. 핫하곤 거리가 .. 정반대다 그냥.

그렇게 치면. 정말 한한사람과 마일즈의 중간인 조나단 아이브는 그냥 일반인인데 나는 그의 썩세스 때문에.

능력이 있어 핫해보인다 생각하는걸까? 더욱더 헤깔리기 시작했다.

살짝 대머리에 살짝 뚱뚱한데.. 그래도 핫이냐.



다행이도 해답을 찾았다.

나오키가 올해 졸업을 해서 졸업식갔었는데,

작년엔 비비안웨스트우드 등이 받은 어너러리 닥터릿을 올해는 조나단아이브등이 받아서 조나단 아이브가 왔었다.

멀리서 봐서 하도 쪼끄맣게 보이는데다 빨간 망또와 모자에 휩싸여 더더욱 잘 안보여 나의 아이브는 핫오아 낫은 미궁속으로 빠지는듯.

했었으나.

항상 그렇듯 졸업식이 끈나면 무한으로 쏟아지는 쌘드위치와 드링크로 그날의 뽕을 뽑을려는 박양

미친듯이 쌘드위치를 입에 쑤셔넣고 아래층 쌘드위치를 향해 걸어가다 어떤 양복입은 남자와 맞닥들여 순간 멈칫 했는데.

뭔가. 앗. 핫. 하고는 멍하니 한 3초 쳐다보다 길을 비켜섰는데 지나가고나서 아래층 쌘드위치를 한웅큼더 입에 쑤셔놓고나니.

그는 조나단 아이브였음을 깨닳았다.

썩세스가 아니라 그냥 비주얼이, 내가 그런게 좋은거였다.

그러므로. 핫.

아이브는 핫.

멍때리는거 좀 좋아하는거 같았다.

그렇게 성공한 사람이 상당히 소극적이고 수줍음 타고 누구누구들처럼 나대며 말존나 잘하는 그런사람이 아니어서 더 좋다.

그럼뭐하니 아이브는 아이브고 내인생은 내인생인걸.


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oh what the hey

2009/07/14 08:52

A new beginning I thought, moving out of chez arthur.
A new beginning indeed it was.
I'm still blinded by the fact that there's sunlight in my room. and lots of it. Thank god for it being summer.
However, the day that I came to suss out my room I discovered that there'a gang war going on
and that someone went and shot someone else at wansworth prison and that someone got followed by that someone else's gang while he was visiting someone at the flat that I now live it, and shot him dead.

Nevertheless, since there's sun in my room, I said to myself,

Mother told me not to go and shoot gang members at wandsworth prison, and lookie here, i'm still alive!

Today I got home with a spring in my step.
All ready to settle in, unpack and bake a massive mango coconut cake.

I thought I heard a gunshot like noise, but more like a kid's toy kind of thing and just laughed about it with my new flatmate.

an hour later someone knocked at the door.

Now living somewhere where someone got shot, when you know you're not expecting guests you dont really want to open doors.

I peep out, there's two guys standing out the door.
they look pretty decent and friendly.

So I open the door and they're from the police.

It was a true CSI moment.

They wanted to ask me if i'd heard the gun shot.
I couldnt imagine they were talking about it just now, like at 5.30 in the afternoon?
I thought maybe they're still investigating the murder,
so I asked, when?
and they said, about an hour ago.
oooh... yes.. indeedy. I did.
they asked if i'd seen anything. nope.
I gave my name and said i'd phone if anything came up!
and then around our whole flat, was taped off! with police tape.

I guess, you could be kind of worried about this, but then again, i find it quite comical.

what the hey eh?

questioned by the pol-ice! that dont happen very often!

I give today a.. upside down A+!

cake came out nice, havent tasted it yet.

I'm going to listen to some dixie chics now and float and smoke.


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F

2009/07/11 09:56

from very high to very low.

all it takes would be a block of tofu gone bad.

My life is in the worst mess ever and yet i'm probably the most chilled.
and doing anything and everything i want.
and it becomes a vicious cycle, where it all spirals out of my control.

I play my life like a game of rescue the beagles.

Now I know how to play it everytime I know i've done something slightly wrong I press escape.
and I start over.
Sometimes I last just one level and then I fuck up and i start over.
Sometimes I last till level 7 when primarius comes out and goes hueeeeeuueueeueueuu! and then it all gets really hectic and I die anyway.
Same thing repeats itself. again and again and a.gain. then my eyes hurt so I stop
and think, never playing this ever again, what a f***ing waste of time.
then I'm at work, or to be more precise, when i'm supposed to be looking for more work, which is something that I dont like to do. then i'm like, a game of rescue the beagles sounds good. and i do the same old thing again.
at first it seems pretty new, but everytime I play for the first time in a while, it's slightly less new and a little more expectant.
and when primarius kills me, it's so over again.
and deep down I know that i'm never going to be one of the world recuers.

Either life is just like a game of rescue the beagles, or I play life just like i play it.

I had a fag and felt like i'd throw up, arthur got me an amazing quiche which the fag sort of took away the effects of.
then prepared this amazing presentation for an interview for more jobs, rehearsed to the T. and then it all blew up in my face.
didnt even get to whip out my flash cards. Crap interview. But had an order for cakes, JOY! baked some cakes with Katie, and decided to go free style on apple custard cakes. custard explosion on arm. Burn. BAD. Freestyling cakes ALSO BAD. cakes erupting like a volcano, very bad. getting pissed off and blowing cash you havent even made on a dinner out, sort of bad but satisfactory. realising you had your recipe book all along in your kitchen cupboard and not your new flat. STUPID.

All in all, I give this day an F.
My life draws trig graphs these days. SO we can expecta a range of D_A tomorrow.

I'll be going up and down 45 steps A LOT.

and in the morning delivering cakes. so I predict a C+. which is better than average.

F.



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